Ya bro you arent a good boyfriend. Who gives a crap if your girlfriend gained weight. Heck If I dated a girl and she gained a good amount of weight, I would still love her. Because I fell with who she was not what she is
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The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
Controlling the crowd with his butt cheeks as presented by Matt Cohen.
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